mind teaser

I got a text from my wife saying: "I'm in the house making dinner, where are you? xx"

I replied: "I'm just in the woulds walking the dog x"

She then text me: "Oops, you made a spelling mistake, hehe xx"

After checking my message, I noticed she was right, so I text her: "Wanking*"

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I remember towards the end of the class when the bell rang out and the teacher would always say, 'That bells for me not you.'

Well it turned out it was for everyone, and the fire chief was very disappointed in the whole evacuation process.

worst jokes i have ever had the mispleasure of reading, now fuck off